The Pundejos
The Pundejos
240. Wrestling Legends and Sneaker Culture: A Journey Through Nostalgia
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Eric and Jonathan return for another unfiltered conversation covering everything from homeownership headaches to nostalgic childhood memories. The duo delivers their signature blend of raw humor and authentic discussion while reminiscing about the things that shaped them.
• Insurance companies are the ultimate scam – high premiums with minimal payouts when you actually need them
• Childhood book fairs sparked lifelong passions through "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" and other beloved classics
• Jonathan shares getting in trouble for writing Ice Ice Baby lyrics in letters to deployed soldiers
• Discovering what possessions truly matter as we age – from sneaker collections to our children's school projects
• John Cena's shocking heel turn after 20 years as wrestling's good guy represents a major generational shift
• The allure of conventions like Comic-Con and sneaker expos for connecting with community over shared passions
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Speaker 2:The Devil's Podcast. When the gun goes bang bang bang, who's gonna know who's the one? No, nobody knows. When the gun goes bang bang bang, who's gonna know who's the one? No, nobody knows who's the one. Taking it back to 94, when niggas was still in the, finally sold Cracked and hit and fucked it up and baby gang was full of them plucks.
Speaker 4:Yo, what's up? Holla, holla, holla. This is Eric. What's up everybody? This is Jonathan. We're the motherfuckin' Pendejos. Rah, rah, rah, rah. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3:dude, and that was Jonathan's Song of the Week.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the other one was better. You like the other one better.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the other one was poppy. Yeah, I didn't like that one. You didn't.
Speaker 1:I didn't think you would yeah it's all good see, I told you I know right he's like you.
Speaker 3:Don't know what I like. You know me too well, I know you will man our period, our periods are synced up man. Yeah, you know me too well, well, there's my song of the week the nucks, the nucks. What's up nucks, what's up nucks they? I thought they were going to be a lot bigger than they were, or maybe they are never been around then and they came out kind of hot.
Speaker 1:but then they just fizzled out. Who were they?
Speaker 3:signed with. I don't know those sign-up-a-bitches. I don't know who they were, but I remember they had a song with Kid. Cudi was pretty good. That's where I'd heard of them and it just never yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:That's fine. I never heard of them. Try again next week.
Speaker 3:Try harder next week. Different strokes for different folks. What's up, dude man, it's nice Two weeks in a row. Bro Pulled it off, dude, Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Jinx.
Speaker 3:Y'all don't get spoiled. Now, Jinx poke, you owe me a coke. I do that with Brooklyn and I get crafty with him. Yeah, pinch your leg, you owe me a keg. You know? She's like what the hell? She's like what's a keg.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I just just make stuff up. Yeah, are you part of the nooks?
Speaker 3:he's stupid. You like to rhyme the nooks? I try, I try. I insert dad jokes every opportunity I get.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I've earned it you better do it now, because once they get a little older, I get them, it's fine.
Speaker 3:Whatever?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not for her.
Speaker 3:She already calls me out dude on my bullshit. You tell her these jokes aren't for you, they're not for me, they're for me. I'm trying to get my reps in.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:You know, one day, I'll be a comedian.
Speaker 3:Nah, we Dude. This weather is something else bro.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Mother.
Speaker 3:Nature needs to freaking, get off her period, freaking mood swings dude. Yeah, like what day was it when it was?
Speaker 4:really really windy dude it was.
Speaker 3:Tuesday. I believe One day I came home, I don't remember what day it was.
Speaker 4:No, it was.
Speaker 3:Monday and my whole fence was on the ground.
Speaker 4:Oh, that was last week. That was last week. Was it last week? That was last week? Was it last week like friday, maybe thursday or friday?
Speaker 1:wednesday was it yeah?
Speaker 3:yeah. And so I get home and my entire fence is just. You know, yeah, and I kind of screwed myself over, because the as many times as I've repaired my fence, I I just patch it up, you know with what I have. And so I, I tied four panels down together with, uh, with two by fours, and so when they fell, all four panels fell together. Oh, dude, it sucked man. It just it was raining shit on me for about a good two days and so, uh, I, just every day that the wind's blowing, I'm just puckering up my butthole hoping that when I get home my fence is still up. But the insurance is like they bullshit, dude. Yeah, you know, we, we pay our homeowners insurance part of our house payment payment every month, every month. We've been living there for 13 years. At that house Never had one claim. But the moment you file a claim, they don't want to cough up the money, dude, and you got to pay like a fat-ass deductible. It's such a ripoff, dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah, insurance is a total scam. It kind of is right, but if you don't have it, you're fucked. Have it, you're fucked.
Speaker 3:You're fucked either way, but you're more well, the banks require you, I think, to have homeowners insurance because they they want to make sure their investments yeah, it was just like cars.
Speaker 4:You know you required to have car insurance, and it is a hustle, though, right that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3:Maybe we're in the wrong business man.
Speaker 4:Yeah I, I want to get a job at like united health care, just so I can like be there and just give insurance to everybody, everybody yeah, like even if they even if they just hire me Do the Robin Hood of insurance. Yeah, if they hire me for like one or two days and then they fire me because I'm giving insurance to everybody.
Speaker 3:But really, that's how it should be right. I mean just give people insurance.
Speaker 4:Like if they pay what they're supposed to pay for insurance fucking give them their money. Oh fuck, $100,000 for you.
Speaker 3:There's got to be somebody out there that's like the Saul Goodman of insurance. They're down to do a little sketchy shit in order to get shit done.
Speaker 4:Yeah, me, that's what I'm saying. There's got to be somebody out there. Yeah, I don't care what a hustle man, but then you got to go. Think about going to jail.
Speaker 3:But but I mean, if you told the lines, you know like the lines can get blurred a little bit and you can kind of do shit right If you let's say that that was you right You're.
Speaker 4:You got in trouble for insurance fraud or whatever like working there, and they sent you to jail. Would you tell the other people in jail what you went to jail for, or would you make something up? I don't know dude.
Speaker 3:I mean, I think they find out bro.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:You got to carry your papers is what I hear. I don't know what the word is on the street, but isn't that what they say? Like, let me see your papers to make sure you're not like a chomo or nothing.
Speaker 4:I have no idea.
Speaker 3:Let's just say, for the sake of the story, you do, I mean you can't hide it.
Speaker 4:But if not, bitch ass, shit yeah but what if there's people in there that like murdered people and just don't give a shit about insurance? Yeah, like what?
Speaker 3:what's that do for me? I think you just gotta learn to put your dukes up. You know what I mean. You just gotta fucking learn to put your dukes up. Yeah, dude. Or like, have you ever watched the movie?
Speaker 1:uh, um, the accountant no, badass movie, dude like believe it or not, dude, I'm a fan of ben affleck.
Speaker 3:People hate on ben affleck. I'm a fan.
Speaker 4:He makes some really good movies I don't like those kind of movies, though that the like dramas it's real.
Speaker 3:It's more of an action movie. It's uh pretty. He's like a genius. He has like a high level of like uh, autism and he's like really, really smart. He's got the teals, he's got some of that tism, so but he's like super genius, but like with numbers and stuff, and so he was like a CIA asset or something. And then he kind of does what you're doing. He tries to help people that are what you're doing. That's right. He'll help people like. He's like a Robin Hood, he makes rights.
Speaker 4:Yeah and makes wrongs right. I saw they're making a part two.
Speaker 3:Part two With John Bernthal Bernthal. I don't know. Yeah, I'm not going to spoil that. I bet if you watched it you would like it, because it's not what you think it is. It's a badass action movie. I'll take your word for it. Yeah, I'm going to go watch fucking Sharknado 12. Nah.
Speaker 4:You always watch that bullshit dude?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I haven't seen if it was a real, if it was somebody you know everybody's making skits and stuff, but I don't know if it was a real Clip from a movie on Tubi or if it was just somebody Making fun of the Tubi movies, because he just never knows anymore. But the dude was talking and you could see his beard Kind of just coming off. Oh yeah, I saw that too. You know what I'm talking about, was you?
Speaker 4:know. Speaking of tubi, uh, I finally watched belly because it's on tubi and I didn't have anything else to watch, so I finally watched it. Yeah, did it hold up? I mean it was fine, it was good enough. Yeah, it was all right. I mean it wasn't like I think. I think just people have built it up so much over the last what 25 years or whatever it's yeah, I want to say it came out maybe ninth, tenth grade something like that. It's a little bit.
Speaker 3:It's been a hot minute yeah yeah, and, to be fair, I haven't watched it in a long time, but I remember it being one of my favorite movies, but it was one of the movies I watched all the time.
Speaker 4:I should have watched it a long time ago. I still think you've seen it. I watched it the other day Because I was home and there was nobody else. I was like I'll just bite the bullet and just finish watching it, or at least start it, and what happens?
Speaker 3:and I finished it it was entertaining, like you liked it, yeah it was okay. Yeah, it's alright, I mean it's not the best acting you're ever gonna see.
Speaker 4:No, I was about to say Nas and DMX aren't gonna win any. They're not gonna be. No, timothee Chalamet's yeah, ooh, chalamet.
Speaker 3:Chalamet more, but it's good, one of the greatest opening scenes. Can't tell that opening scene's not fire.
Speaker 4:It was kind of stupid though, like the whole neon and the eyes glowing you know what I'm saying Like get the fuck out of here, get out of here. They shot it inside of.
Speaker 3:Spencer's gifts yeah. So, cool the black lights and I think that's one of the coolest parts of the whole thing.
Speaker 4:I thought it was dope dude.
Speaker 3:Well, like I, but it's Hype.
Speaker 4:Williams, I didn't know he directed it. That's. That's kind of weird Like they.
Speaker 3:It was his film debut. I think that's the only movie he's ever made. I was gonna ask you If he had done anything else. I'm guessing that was it. I liked it though, man. Yeah, have you. It's been a while Since you've seen it. I haven't seen it In a hot minute. Watch it again.
Speaker 2:Really, because it's not that great.
Speaker 3:I watched Never Ending Story a while back, you know because that was one of my favorite movies growing up. Really, it was just all right, it was just all right. I love Never Ending Story. Yeah, I thought it was a woman that sang that song this whole time. Too bad, it's a twink.
Speaker 4:I don't know. I probably got the words wrong, but you get it. What was the kid's name? I don't remember Spencer.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I remember it was a Falcor, it was his big old flying dog and Atreyu was the yeah. Dude Atreyu bro. I remember feeling sad when his horse died in the mud. I love that horse.
Speaker 4:I thought there was I don't know man. I get number one and two mixed up. Oh shit, I couldn't even tell you which one's which. Yeah, I can't either. They just they kind of blend, because it's like a whole long story. It's a saga, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You like that. You got that wordplay. It's a saga. Hey, get it right, man. You son of a bitch it's Saga. Anthology? No, that would be tricky. Yeah, I know, hey, don't worry about it. Is that an anthology? Would that be a trilogy or anthology?
Speaker 4:is what did you say? Anthology? Oh, anthology is like where it's got more than one story that they don't Like, they don't follow Right, like the Twilight Zone is an anthology or Fargo, yeah, the twilight zones or fargo. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because there there may be something. They may be like a character that's in all of them. Like black mirror is an anthology trilogy, you're right there's three movies. I'll eat shit and you eat shit. You said it wrong.
Speaker 3:You know all three shits hey, speaking of twilight, I started watching it the other day. Uh, the new one with jordan peele. It's pretty good. Dude, it's pretty good. I've watched maybe three or four, because I saw a clip with what's his name. Is his name Adam McKay, the dude from Step Brothers? He was in one of them where he's on the airplane Adam. Scott, adam Scott, adam McKay, that's a famous guy. Okay, okay, adam Scott. Yeah, I saw a clip of him on TikTok, the one I used to have.
Speaker 4:And I was like up and I watched like maybe three or four episodes. It's pretty good, man, I liked it. They did a good job on it. The older ones hold up really, really good and they're kind of I mean, some of them on. The new ones are like the remakes of the old. Oh, okay, like in the original. That one was William Shatner, where there was a, but this one I think I saw it with Adam Scott there's nobody out on the plane, right, or is there somebody on the wing? No, there's nobody on the wing.
Speaker 4:See, on the original there was like a little gremlin or something on the plane and he kept looking out of the window and seeing the gremlin tearing the plane up like ripping the wing up. And so he starts going crazy and people were like there's nothing out there, so they tie him up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so that's kind of what this one was.
Speaker 4:I mean, they. They went a different direction, but it was, yeah, loosely based on that, I guess. Yeah, it was good, though I liked it really good. And there's some in the, because I think they revived the Twilight Zone like three times, four times in the 80s they did it and then I think, in the 90s they tried it again because Forrest Whitaker was the host of one of them too, but I don't, I don't remember watching any of those it was good.
Speaker 3:I don't remember, uh. I started watching that. And then there's a show that eli roth did on uh max called urban legends. Have you ever seen that one? It's pretty good too. You know it's got his his touch, is it?
Speaker 4:an anthology anthology?
Speaker 3:I guess, yeah, because they're different based on your definition of anthology. Yeah, that's what it is okay, because uh, do you remember when we were younger there was that book, uh scary stories to tell in the dark. And there's that story about that girl that uh like she gets bit by a spider on her cheek and then all the spiders come out, they, they do their take on that.
Speaker 4:Really I cannot find those books anywhere.
Speaker 3:No, didn't they make a movie?
Speaker 4:Mm, no, Mm-mm, Because they picked stories. I guess that they thought would be the good ones and they weren't. The quote fanfares.
Speaker 3:Because I remember that's one that stood out to me, that one, and there was one called High Beams. Do you remember High Beams? Yes, where somebody was in the back of the car, yeah, and they kept flashing their beams yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I remember those. Do you remember the one where the family finds the dog and like they're in Mexico or something on vacation and they find a stray dog and they take it home and wash it and stuff and it ends up being a rat like a huge rat?
Speaker 3:No, I don't remember that one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and what was another one that?
Speaker 1:I liked the chupacabra man.
Speaker 4:I'd have to go back and try to look and see what some of them are, but I remember the high beams one for sure I remember.
Speaker 3:I got in trouble when it was in third grade. I think I may have even told this story, dude. My third grade teacher, her brother, was in I think it was Desert Storm. He was a soldier in Desert Storm, so she would have all the students write him letters and stuff you know, like just to read or whatever. I guess you think you really read him. He probably didn't. I think he's a stupid ass kid. He probably didn't. Well, I told one time I got in trouble. I actually got in trouble twice doing stupid shit because I wrote him all the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby. What a face. No, I don't, I did, dude, what a face. I wrote the entire thing and I remember it's funny, dude. So it was like three pages of fucking lyrics to.
Speaker 1:Ice, ice.
Speaker 3:Baby, because I remember saying hey, I hope everything's going good. If you're ever bored, sing this with your friends, dude, so.
Speaker 2:I had I had.
Speaker 3:I did dude and uh, I handed all the the papers to the teacher. She goes oh, they used to call me Jr, cause there was like three Jonathans in that class, so they called me Jr. She's like oh, jr, you really put a, you know. But oh, no, she had to Because I got in trouble for it. Yeah, she was bitching at me For writing lyrics To Eyesize. I mean, you know, I mean she's not cultured, bro, she wasn't cultured.
Speaker 4:How does she know he's not gonna like?
Speaker 1:it? They don't know.
Speaker 4:They don't have American music over there.
Speaker 3:Western music. That's one stupid shit that I did. And then another time. There was another time. There was, uh, it was a, I think it might have been the second. There were the scary stories to tell in the dark, part two. There was two books. There was three of them. Oh, was there three? Okay, I think it was the second one, but there's a. There was a picture of a guy.
Speaker 3:It was a like a broken, like a floating hand, and he has it was holding the guy in it, yeah I was like, so I traced it, I traced it on the paper and I said I said I hope you make it back, but this isn't how you come back. And I meant like. I meant, I meant like, instead of taking a helicopter back. I hope, like you know what I mean Totally you don't come as a zombie Read the room. Zombie hand. Yeah and shit, I got in trouble.
Speaker 4:They fucking.
Speaker 3:yeah, they called my mom, so you know my bad bitch.
Speaker 2:That's. It's pretty funny, it's pretty scary.
Speaker 4:It's pretty funny. So shout out to Scary Stories of Tell in the Dark. There may be more than three books. Now that I think of it, I think when we were younger there were three and I think they may have started like again after we got older and grew out of them. But dude, those are some of the ones I bought at, like, the book fair.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, that was the her. I take her to school in the mornings and so, dude, I mean they tax you bro.
Speaker 4:Like every freaking day.
Speaker 3:It's something at school. Today's wear a cap day for a dollar. You know what I?
Speaker 2:mean and the book fair.
Speaker 3:it's a whole freaking event, dude, but they don't have cool shit like we did back when we went. Because you remember you wanted like the Lamborghini poster or you had those things where it was a book, but you took it, took it apart and you can make like an airplane out of it.
Speaker 4:Do you remember shit like that? Yeah, they don't have anything cool like that. Yeah, um, I don't try to remember when the kids they, I don't. I think Zach, I know for sure, he bought like a, a wrestling book, like with stickers. And then I know, mia, she bought a necklace or something with a freaking bug. It looked like the one from jurassic park where the uh with the tooth, the no, where the bug is, like in the oh yeah yeah, whatever, and uh, that's what the fucking thing?
Speaker 4:but it was like a butterfly or some shit, it was like 15, 20 bucks. Yeah, something crazy, yeah, yeah I don't know, but um, I don't, I don't. I don't remember them buying shit too much in there, but books were dope.
Speaker 3:I didn't go with that elementary elementary right, yeah, so I remember we had, like those were, everybody was always trying to get the scariest stories, to tell the dark those. And there was like, uh, remember tales of the fourth grade?
Speaker 4:nothing like judy bloom she had that fudge mania, fudge, yeah. Remember the super fudge.
Speaker 3:Yes, all those shits yeah and then where's waldo roll with some of the dope ones, and then they, they had like a whole series of how, how to draw blank. Do you remember? So it gave you like how to draw funny faces or how to draw remember the cartoons and it would give you like all the steps on how to draw characters and I would just trace them all the fucking time.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't ever go through the whole stuff freaking tracer bro tracy, morgan Morgan, big Tracy, over here, dick Tracy, dick Tracy, you're tracing dicks.
Speaker 3:I think I've been tracing shit Since back in the day. Man, that'd be badass dude If you're Dick Tracy and you just put your dick On the table.
Speaker 1:Let me see your dick.
Speaker 2:Printed.
Speaker 4:Oh shit. I'm trying to think Of what I got. I bought a lot of pencils Cause they would always have, like the NFL, pencils.
Speaker 3:Yes, those were dope back then.
Speaker 4:I would get them and then we would trade amongst each other in class because oh, you have the 49ers, I have this one, or whatever, and try to get your teams and shit like that.
Speaker 3:Would y'all play pencil break? Do you remember playing pencil break? What was that? So it's the stupidest game ever. We're playing against each other other.
Speaker 4:I hold my pencil like this and you just hit it with your pencil yes, okay and you're just shit out of luck at the end of the day, you're broken as pencil.
Speaker 3:You got a broken pencil you got to hold your this half with the eraser in one hand you have to write in fuck.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you have to go sharpen your pencil and it's like like three inches long that negative d pencil.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude um, yep, stupid, like what else would y'all, would you ever like Pinochle? Everybody played Pinochle, right? Yeah, what else? Is it? Baby Britches or Bibby Britches? Do you remember you never played Baby Britches, baby Britches? Yeah, yeah, is that how you? It was Baby, not Bibby Britches, I think. So yeah, I don't know what Bibby. What is Bibby? I don't know. I'm over here retarded people saying Baby Britches, baby Britches, baby Britches. Well, how did you play that? Like you had to punch it right.
Speaker 4:And where you just go and punch somebody in the chest right like if they're just walking and you just open chat. You have to say it first, I think so and then you punch them in the chest. What was baby britches?
Speaker 2:I don't know I bet people. I don't remember it right now quit screaming at us.
Speaker 4:It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago, baby britches. I don't know what that was.
Speaker 3:I remember the name, but I don't remember what the what the you know there's pinonacle, baby britches, and then uh, what about the? You get the eraser burn, do?
Speaker 4:you ever do the eraser burns. Yeah, dude. Well, we did your retarded lighter just scratching. Really, yeah, with just our nails.
Speaker 3:I still have scars so you're one of the stupid kids yeah, right there and right here, on both sides what indian burns. That was a punchies.
Speaker 4:What a punch you just punch them in the arm For real, yeah, just for shits and gigs. It was, what was it?
Speaker 3:It was something like either you, well the circle game where you do the circle and you look you have to punch them or something like that. I don't remember. You know what we did and it's funny, Somebody who, somebody like we, did it. I felt like it was a Cavazos thing, where we would like pretend we dropped something, Like it was a thing to get people to look at your dick.
Speaker 2:Do you ever drive your dick? You'd be like, oh shit.
Speaker 3:And if they look at your dick you'd be like that was the thing we did and I uh somebody at work. I wish I remember who it was. They did it. I go, oh, I go, oh shit. We used to play that all the time. I thought it was just a covasos thing, but I've never, I've never heard of that game no I bet uh, but I went to a straight school so I don't know.
Speaker 3:All my fellow cavaliers know what we're talking about. Yeah, cavaliers, the pecker check game dude, or we would walk around. That was shitheads, our junior high kids. If you left like say, you got a cheeseburger right and you got up to go get a napkin or go get a milk or whatever, we would fucking poke a hole in your cheeseburger by the time you came back.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, yeah Stupid, yeah, stupid shit, dude Like dirty ass fingers.
Speaker 4:We had like there was kids like that at our school that were just like just assholes Like you couldn't leave your lunch for anything, because if you leave your lunch, your milk's going to have a hole in it. When you come back, yeah, your hamburger's going to have a bite taken out of it, or it's going to be thrown in the trash.
Speaker 3:Something. You know what I mean. You know who never grew out of that Little Mike dude. He got me so good yesterday. So I was talking to him, I was heading back to the station and he's like, well, what are you going to do later? I said, man, I said I'm probably going to go to the mall. I was like Brooklyn needs some new shoes, so we'll probably go to the mall. He goes, can you do me a favor? And if you go to JD Sports, he goes, because I saw them on sale online. I don't know how much of the story was real or if he just he's like he'll set up a whole backstory just for a prank, you know. And so he's like. I was like, yeah, just send me a picture of him in a, you know, I'll check for you. And so he's like all right, I just sent it. So I didn't check. You know, I phone out and so, as I'm opening my phone, I go. What size do you want? He goes, it doesn't matter. And that should have been a red flag Like what do?
Speaker 3:you mean it doesn't matter, and so I open my phone up. There's a picture of his nutsack stretched out. Dude, like, why would you do that?
Speaker 4:Like, just for no reason. That's one thing that I never like. I'm all about the horseplay. But not the bad link. I'm not sending my nuts or a picture of my dick or a picture of my asshole to anybody, and I'm just laughing my ass Like it just caught me by surprise.
Speaker 3:I'm like, of course it doesn't matter what size shit, but you like that kind of stuff, right?
Speaker 4:I don't like that kind of stuff, but you think it's funny?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 4:I mean, I'm not soliciting freaking nutsack, pictures, no, no, but I'm down with the fuck shit. Yeah, yeah, like the stupid yeah like somebody sends me a picture, Like I'm done talking. I'm going to get a bunch of texts after this Never mind and I was sending it to somebody.
Speaker 3:I'm in a group text with Xavier, Mad Genius and Little Mike, and he was telling them I don't know what had come up in the group text, and so I sent them the picture of little mike's nutsack and so I have it saved in my phone. I need to delete it because you know it could get into the wrong.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah, it really could. And then people would be like, damn, you got a sax on your phone and david's like, man that is, oh, hell, no, we're gonna have to edit all that apart. You think we'll give a fuck about nutsacks.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm just saying the Batwing what do they call it on Waiting, I don't know, I didn't like that movie you didn't like Waiting.
Speaker 4:Nah, I saw it one time and I didn't care for it.
Speaker 3:Oh bro, I thought you would like that one.
Speaker 4:That movie's funny to me, dude, yeah the one time was it gross or just I didn't think it was that funny, like there's a few funny parts, but I just didn't care for the movie too much dude.
Speaker 3:I referenced that movie all the time really yeah you're too grown. You're too grown for no I just I just never.
Speaker 4:I mean because I like those kind of movies, but I just didn't think it was. I didn't like the second one. The second one wasn't very good.
Speaker 3:I never watched, still waiting well, I mean, if you barely like the one, why would you watch the second one? Are the same people in that one? No, it's. I don't know the guy's name, but it's the. Did you ever watch Pitch Perfect? The judge, the male judge the older guy. He's like the main guy.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:It wasn't as good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, it's like that dude with some of the movies like the Broken Lizard Super Troopers is probably one of my favorite movies of all time. Second one is not that great None of their other movies are that great.
Speaker 3:Beer Fest was pretty good. I liked Beer Fest.
Speaker 4:It's okay. I mean, that's probably the second, but it's not up to par with Super Troopers. Club Dread was. I didn't care for Club Dread. Did you ever watch Slammin' Salmon?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't like that one Did you ever watch Slammin'?
Speaker 4:Salmon yeah, I didn't like that one. I didn't like it either.
Speaker 3:And then I watched they had damn what was it called Jay, I can't say his last name. He did Dukes of Hazzard. Yeah, he did that one too.
Speaker 4:They had one on Hulu not that long ago. It was like he played a hunchback. I can't remember what it's called, but it sucked A movie or a show A movie. Yeah, I can't remember what it's called, but the guy that plays Mac, he was the hunchback. Oh, okay, and I can't remember what it's called, but they had that one show.
Speaker 3:Where they're the.
Speaker 4:Firefighter the Firefighter I heard that was pretty good. That's really good. The Tacoma FD there you go. That show was really really.
Speaker 3:Maybe they got some more writers or something like that. Did you know Farber, the dude that plays Farber? He's like a legit attorney. Oh really, yeah, he's an attorney dude. I guess he just decided to do movies or whatever. I forgot what podcast he was on and he was kind of going back and forth with the host. They were arguing about some transgender shit or whatever, and he had his P's and Q's. Really, yeah. And it came out, like on the show, that he was a certain legit attorney.
Speaker 4:Damn, that's crazy to think about, like what people actually did for a living before they became an actor, Because some people I'm sure they just went straight into acting. But you know, like somebody gets started later in life as an actor or something, I'm sure they had regular ass jobs right. What's the Asian dude from Hang hangover like he's a legit? Oh yeah, ken jong.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's a doctor, yeah that's crazy, but it's like you spend all that time and money to get to get, like, uh, to be a doctor, and you just I'm gonna go make movies.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean, I mean, I would like, I mean because I'm sure he works out yeah, doing movies more than anything, and I mean, excuse me you got a medical license you can Go back to if and start practicing the Acting shit doesn't work out, just go back to. You know Medicine.
Speaker 3:Have you ever watched any of his stand up? Yeah, is it any good?
Speaker 4:He's okay I heard he cusses a lot he does. But it's like Like once you see it, the first one it's the same shit. Like once you've seen it, you've seen it all.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. I see, yeah, so yeah he's all right, he's funny.
Speaker 3:Do you like Chris Dillia's comedy?
Speaker 4:No no.
Speaker 3:See, I saw that he's coming to Love Book. You know, and Jennifer and I don't have enough date nights, we don't do? I mean, we just want to chill, Like we don't relax. And I saw that he's coming to Lovebook and I actually think he's pretty funny, Like on podcasts. I've never watched any of his comedy but he's pretty funny to me on on podcast.
Speaker 4:He's okay on on the podcast, like on when he's in podcast mode he's funny, but I don't pay to go see him?
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I thought about getting tickets just to have a date night or something. But maybe I need to go and see what his comedy is like, because that would suck dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah, do you like?
Speaker 3:Gabriel Iglesias. He's okay, he's just all right.
Speaker 4:Once again. It's kind of the same shit, right Like over and over again. So I know he's coming to love a career pretty soon, in April, I think.
Speaker 3:Dude bro, I think they say that dude like sells out like yeah yeah, like uh, was it dodger stadium or whatever he, he sold it out like two, three times really a weekend or something crazy like he was on um stone cold.
Speaker 4:Steve austin has a tv show I I think it's on a and e or some shit like that but it's like where he goes and like hangs out with celebrities or whatever, and he one time uh that uh gabriel glissis was on his show.
Speaker 3:Dude, his house is badass, like he's killing it, yeah, dude. So speaking of that, because, like jennifer always send me shit on, like tiktok, uh, like badass house, like mansions, you know. She's like, oh, this is so pretty order. And I started thinking like, would I, given the opportunity, let's say I hit up to hit the lottery, right, and we'll just say I hit five million. That that's a good number, right, five million, you could buy a mansion.
Speaker 3:But then I was like man, imagine the hustle. You'd have to maintain it. Right, you could buy it cash, right, buy the mansion cash for a million. You still got to pay the taxes on it. You still got to pay the. It costs so much to keep that place. Yeah, like, imagine the hustle that, like the hard part's out of the way, right is buying it, but then comes the rest of the shit that comes along with it. Just like, like you've been under Holyfield when he bought that, the house that Rick Ross has now. It was so big and he's making all this money. But then after a while, like you couldn't keep that shit going dude.
Speaker 4:Well, you think about for one you got taxes and then you've got, even though that like, let's say, you pay cash, you still got taxes every year. You have lawn care maintenance. You have I mean because you can't buy a nice house like that and just let your lawn go to shit, right.
Speaker 3:So you got to have a staff, probably you got to have that. Yeah, I mean you got to have the air conditioning, all that shit you got to have somebody clean the house, because I ain't going to fucking do it. You know house as it is.
Speaker 3:Yeah, um electricity water, I mean all that shit, you know what I mean like, because I think that's why a lot of like insurance, like celebrities, I think they go broke, dude, because, like they, they're booming for a little bit. They buy these big ass houses but then, like, their career gets a little stale. Or even like athletes, like, once they retire, you can't. You got a monthly nut. You have to have every month to make at least this much. They can't do it anymore. And then they, they fall behind on taxes, they fall behind on this. Yeah, I would like I still I think about, I'm like imagine the pressure some of these people have when they buy these houses. Yeah, dude, I don't think I would want that kind of. It's either one of two things you, you just maintain as long as you can and eventually it gets the best of you, or it puts a fly the the fire under your ass where you get out there and you really get after it.
Speaker 4:If I had, like you said let's say I wanted $5 million I don't know if I'd want a huge house. I mean I'd get a bigger house. A nice big house, but not a million-dollar mansion, like I don't need that much house, dude. Nobody needs a house that big, especially the older I get and like the kids are going to be, you know, on their own soon It'll just be me and.
Speaker 4:Andrea Like what do we need a house that big? For, as a matter of fact, me and Andrea have talked about it and I don't—she's not into it. But, like I've always said, when the kids leave, I said let's sell our house and like get like a little townhouse or a little condo or something A garden home. Yeah, what the fuck do we need this house for, Like it's going to be?
Speaker 3:It's more of a headache at this point.
Speaker 4:But then she's like well, what if they come back and they want to, you know, come visit us. Or if they end up getting a family and they want to stay with us, like they can't stay in a you know two-bedroom condo or whatever? You know what I mean? It's just she's right too, they can stay.
Speaker 4:We got a little fold-out futon, but then you think about too, like as much time as you put into the mortgage and all the years you've been there. And then you know I'm not a sentimental person. So Andrea is, she's like well, the kids grew up here. I'm like I don't care about that, like that doesn't mean anything to me, like if it's sentimental, take it with you because it's just a house to me. You know, with you because it's just a house to me. You know. But are you?
Speaker 3:sentimental like that, uh, I I can I teeter on both sides of it. Like I'm not like a, like I used to be like that about my sneakers, you know, like that that was like my pride and joy to you. Like I loved my sneaker collection. But I think about like man, like God forbid anything ever happened I knock on wood, something like a tornado hit, hit lubbock or fire or whatever and I lost my sneaker because I'd be okay with it, like that was, like my pride and joy.
Speaker 3:Are they insured? No hell, no dude. But I mean it wouldn't be a bad idea, but I don't care about them enough to to spend a monthly payment. You know, keeping them up.
Speaker 4:See, that's like, that's how you know that you're getting older, because a couple years ago, when we started the podcast, that's what you were about is like shoes. Oh, I still am.
Speaker 3:But I still am, but it's not that like. They're just shoes, like I used to like I would buy sneakers and just have them there I wouldn't wear them, but I'm like they're freaking shoes you need to wear them, but it's not like a they're, they're not. Uh, I still love them. I like having them sometimes I'll just it's stupid, but I'll open my, my shoe closet and just you know, look at them or whatever, but I I'm not married to him like if something happens, I'd be devastated, like I'm not really stuff like that, I'm not not material shit, not like I once was excuse me, you have a closet just for your shoes.
Speaker 4:Are they in the boxes? Are they on top or like? No, they're in the boxes, stuff. Yeah, so you just read and look at them.
Speaker 3:You don't ever wear some of them. I rotate them like uh, like you know, like at the grocery store you gotta rotate the milk and stuff, like that I'll I'll the ones at the bottom I never wear, so I'll pull them out, clean them up and put them on the top. But even at that I was wearing my crocs nine times out of ten. Do those I? They're. The worst things I could have ever bought is freaking crocs, dude. But they're so comfortable and they're so easy to just put on.
Speaker 4:But if you think about it, it's like the kind of job that we have. Like, you wear a certain shoe right all every day and it's not like you know. You work in an office where you can wear different, you know sneakers yeah, you have to you pretty much. You have work shoes right like you have shoes that you wear, so do I. And so the only time I wear shoes that aren't work shoes is like when we come here, or like if we go out on like a weekend and run errands.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can wear some nice shoes, but if I just go to the grocery store, dude, I'm putting on flip-flops or whatever, just my beaters, you know whatever I don't put on, just a good shit yeah, and I started doing that just because, like I have to make myself, because I had a pair I don't remember what it was a pair of air max dude and like they were like one of my favorite pairs of shoes. I never wore them because they were too nice, I didn't want them to get dirty or anything. And I pulled them out of the box last year and they oxidized where the air gets to them and they crumble and I was pissed, dude, because I'm like, all this freaking time I could have been wearing these. Now they ruin just sitting in my closet, like you're supposed to wear your shoes, because they they ruin. Yeah, so now shoes that I just I've had on ice forever, I just start wearing them, like to go to the freaking teat, you know, to the, to the store, whatever because you got to wear them.
Speaker 3:They're just sitting there getting old. I mean, they do you no good sitting in the closet. So back to your original original question. Like am I sentimental about any? Some things? I am, but uh, I'm not like like jennifer's, like you're saying Like under, like she, jennifer, keeps everything. We were going through A bunch of old Like junk drawers and stuff, and she was pulling out Like Stuff from like Her little nephews dude, like when they were in school and I'm like what are you gonna do With this stuff? Like I guess it's kinda cool To keep some things, but overall, like I'm not super Like sentimental about stuff.
Speaker 4:So when you say stuff like her nephew, like stuff they made for her, yeah, oh okay, I forgot, we were looking for something, bro.
Speaker 3:And oh no, you know what I finally did? Dude, I need to be doing this more often. I have a whole, like you know, you have your socks right and you just keep buying new socks and you just throw them on top, you add them to your old socks. I started getting rid of all my old ones and just getting rid of them, you know, and only keep new socks, and so we were doing that, and so we just went through like a whole week and just cleaning all, all the closets, all the drawers, and she was pulling out like birthday cards that they wrote her, and I see and stuff like that and I'm like, well, what are you gonna do with this?
Speaker 3:I guess it's cool, like 20 years later, you know, hey, look what you wrote when you're little I do.
Speaker 4:I can see that I keep that kind of stuff, but I don't keep it like not, it's not for me. Like stuff the kids give me, like father's day cards or like you know they have. Uh, I have like all their work that they brought home from like elementary school. You know that they would bring. I have a shoe box and I just stuff it in there. So I don't. I've never pulled it out, I've never like gone through it and looked at it and be like, oh, I remember when they did yeah but, like when they get older, like if you want to look through it, go ahead.
Speaker 4:It's there, but I'm not like I'm not pulling it out every, every weekend and going through it yeah, kind of shit.
Speaker 3:It's kind of cool because jennifer found, uh, I think it was a birthday card that her dad, her dad, wrote, you know, when he had a stroke where he couldn't really speak or or walking, like he was paralyzed more or less, and uh, he uh signed it with his left hand and like I could see like she broke down crying because, you know, her dad passed away and she had always said, if I could find my dad's signature, she goes, I want to get it tattooed on me. And she saw that and you could tell he was like riding it with his left hand, like the henry, and like I could see that like, yeah, you want to hold on to that one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, something like that yeah, I mean that's, that's different, you know. But I mean, yeah, I mean that's different, you know. But I mean, like I said, there's not really anything like that. I'm even like my stuff, you know, like I have toys, or if I have stuff like just that I have from when I was a kid.
Speaker 3:I thought I did, and I really don't either. Man, there's nothing like that. I own that. I would just be devastated if I had to part ways with it or something happened to it. Now that I could think of, like I said once upon a time, there's like sneakers that I'd be pissed off if something happened to them. I mean, I would still be pissed off, but like, not just devastated.
Speaker 2:You know I don't have like a prize position.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'd be upset like if I lost. So like it's funny, we're talking about this. So there's a guy that he's a head of a toy company, right, and I follow him online because they make wrestling figures and like he came back. He was making them a long time ago, back in the like early 90s, early 2000s, and then he stopped and he started his own company. Anyways, he had like one of one, like ultimate warrior action figure or Ric Flair that like nobody else had right. Like he had prototypes that they made and never put out but he had them the real sought after. Well, they burned in the LA fires, oh shit. So he lost a lot of this shit and so, like that kind of stuff I can see right Because it's irreplaceable Right.
Speaker 4:Those are prized possessions and they're 20-something years old. It's not like oh, I can just go to Target and buy a new one, or go on eBay and buy one because it's one of one, or whatever.
Speaker 3:But you got to know that there's always a possibility that that can happen. So it's like, don't allow yourself to get too attached to because, like dude, here in like west texas, the tornadoes are a thing you know and I've always thought about that, you know. I joked about it how like, uh, if the weather gets really bad, I'll go put on like one of my favorite pairs of shoes in case some shit happens. If anything, worst case scenario, I lose all my shoes, I still got one fresh pair of kicks, you know. And or if I die, I've got another nice pair of kicks, but other. But you've got to know, when you get so attached to certain material things, they can be lost in an instant.
Speaker 3:I saw a video of a dude on Instagram. He was a big sneakerhead, this guy, and after the fires kind of settled down, he was going back to his house that burned down and he was recording all his shoes that got burned and he had some heat pun intended, but he did, man, and I was like God, that freaking sucks man. But luckily a lot of the people like Nike and like other like shoe companies were like giving him free kicks and stuff like that, but does he have insurance on him?
Speaker 3:No, are you sure? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying. I would think, if you're that like this guy that I was just talking about, I would think he has insurance on this stuff, right? I mean because you can put insurance on anything. Oh yeah, Right. So I'm sure he had to have, because he has, like you said you have to know that like something can happen. What if his house just flooded? You know what I mean and he wasn't home? His house flooded, then what? Or there's a you know, because California they have like mudslides and shit like that right.
Speaker 3:Earthquake yeah.
Speaker 2:What if something you got to have insurance on that shit.
Speaker 4:But it's like, and he's wealthy. I mean, it's not like he's just some Joe Schmo that, just you know, has toys Like they're worth something.
Speaker 3:But the sentimental value is gone because you can put a price on what they're worth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you'll get reimbursed, but the actual thing is yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, that's kind of crazy. Like I've never thought to get my shoes insured, but I mean, I don't really. I mean, yeah, I'm sure they're worth some money, you know.
Speaker 4:Do you remember a few years ago, when it was going on, and I think it's true where Jennifer Lopez had put insurance on her ass or her?
Speaker 3:legs, her legs, yeah, I guess, if that's your main asset.
Speaker 4:I mean.
Speaker 3:I really. What would you insure bro on you your?
Speaker 4:pretty green eyes. That has to be the only thing that's worth insuring. The only good thing.
Speaker 3:I don't have not one body part that I'm just so proud of. I'm serious and I've got a nice hog on me. Whatever, whatever. No, but all jokes aside, I don't think there's anything like where, like what's my moneymaker? I don't have a money maker, my hands I guess you know like I work with my hands when I deliver mail.
Speaker 4:But then I mean when you do woodwork, I guess you know that's kind of but that's I mean.
Speaker 3:It's a hobby more than it is, like you know.
Speaker 4:I mean you draw too, so like if you, if you lost your hands, you couldn't draw anymore.
Speaker 3:Oh dude I'll tell you I did some stupid shit today, speaking a guy without hands.
Speaker 4:You probably told me a lot of stupid shit.
Speaker 3:Tell me this there's a dude on my route that I didn't know. He only had one arm and I've only seen him a few times, but he's always wearing a jacket, so it's just never caught my attention. And the other day he had a package right and so he's on the phone like this you know, under armor, stupid dude.
Speaker 3:He was holding his phone talking and I go, oh man, I got a package for you. And so I kind of like tossed it to him and he was trying to fumble his phone because he only had one arm and I was like, oh dude, and I felt so like he looked at me like motherfucker, he stumbled. I mean I didn't throw it at him, but I kind of like didn't wait for him to grab it. You get what I'm saying. So I just like like, here you go, man, and he's like, oh shit.
Speaker 4:Why was he being so stubborn? Oh man, is he from here, from Lubbock? Yeah, he's not Armenian.
Speaker 3:He's like don't shoot, I'm unarmed. He said hey.
Speaker 4:Arnold, you he's like don't shoot, I'm unarmed. He's like hey.
Speaker 3:Arnold, you're so stupid dude, he has the armor of God, not funny?
Speaker 4:fool. Yeah, it is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3:But anyway, what were we saying before all the freaking pedophiles? But anyway, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2:I don't have money, arm all out of jokes.
Speaker 3:Arm all out of jokes, fool. Good one, thanks, yeah, I don't arm all out of jokes. Good one, thanks. There's a. Yeah, I don't have a freaking body part. That's it.
Speaker 4:I that's worth the insurance? Yeah, I don't think anybody. They look at me and they're like uh at the beginning of the show.
Speaker 3:we're bitches. Insurance is a rip off, you're like yeah sure you don't got oh shit.
Speaker 4:It's true, though, man, it's some freaking hustle bro. It really is. So, speaking of hustle, I got something for you.
Speaker 3:Oh nice, what a true professional. You know what. That is John Cena's music. I keep my ear to the streets a little bit. People forget John Cena used to have some bars 's how he started off. He still does when he wants to. You know he's got a song with method man. It's pretty good. Uh, he's got a few songs yep.
Speaker 4:So john cena finally turned to the dark side, turned heel. Yep he, uh, yep he. I was telling you earlier you were laughing at me because I was like it's a big deal in the wrestling community? I'm sure it is, it is. I mean, dude, he's been a good guy for over 20 years, I think. In 2000, the end of 2003, he turned to a good guy. He started off as a good guy and that's when he started the rapping thing, and then he got so popular that they had no choice but to turn him good because everybody was cheering for him. So he turned into a good guy. So everybody's just like dude, all the Make-A-Wish kids, all the stuff that he does for like charities and shit like that. I mean I'm sure he'll still do it, but it's just like he's a bad guy now.
Speaker 3:So that's what the reaction from the crowd, the wrestling crowd, is yeah, because I mean, think about it, dude.
Speaker 4:So he's been a good guy for 20 years. So like Zach, for example, zach grew up that was Zach's guy growing up, when he was real into wrestling, when he was a kid, that was his guy, you know. And so Zach will watch wrestling with me Like we'll still watch it and he'll watch it and be like know he'll watch it and be like he'll you know, knows what's going on and we'll talk about a little bit here and there, but like when that happened, that was the first time I've seen him kind of like react in a long time.
Speaker 4:Like, as the kids say, he crashed out. But he was like what the heck? What's going on?
Speaker 3:I can't believe this is john cena's farewell, like uh, it's supposed to be yeah, he's supposed to be.
Speaker 4:december is supposed to be in, like he said. I think it was in December. He said I'm going to go one more year and then I'm done, like I'm retiring. What a way to end it, though. Like being a bad guy. I mean, he's never done it before and I think it's. I heard he was supposed to be a bad guy a long time ago, like maybe 10 years ago, 10, 11 years ago, when him and the Rock fought for the first time at WrestleMania. He was supposed to be a bad guy and he said he even had like new gear, made new theme music, all this shit. And then Vince McMahon, at the last second, said no, really, yeah. He said no, we'll just keep you Because the merchandise it's too it's making it sells too good.
Speaker 3:Too much money there, yeah.
Speaker 4:You know, for him to turn like that. But now, if you think about it, all the kids that grew up watching him are like in their, you know, late teens, early 20s, some 43. Yeah, some of them are 43. But I was never a John Cena guy. I never cared for John Cena. I still don't you know what I mean. He was just, he was just all right too. Yeah, well, it was Zach. You know Zach liked him. So we, you know I put up with liking him or whatever, because it was his, but I just never cared for him.
Speaker 3:So what did Travis Scott have to do? Did he have something to do with it too? Because?
Speaker 4:I saw.
Speaker 3:I don't even know. I saw he came out.
Speaker 4:So the whole thing is, the Rock has been trying to get Cody Rhodes, which is he's the champion, to turn bad and join him and say I give you, because the Rock is the owner, right, like he's the owner of WWE, like he's got stock in TKO, which is the company that owns the UFC and WWE, right? So the Rock is basically runs shit when he wants to.
Speaker 4:Really yeah, he can come in and do whatever he wants. So it's not Triple H. Triple H is like the COO, but the Rock is like an owner. He's like Ari Emanuel. You know who he is.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's on that level with Ari Emanuel. No shit I didn't know that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I saw him cussing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. So was it on Netflix or like, was it a pay-per-view?
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, but anyways. So the Rock's trying to get this guy, cody Rhodes, to turn bad. He ends up saying no and tells the Rock go fuck himself. So the Rock comes out. Travis Scott is with him, because they're using Travis Scott's song Fiend for WrestleMania. It's like their theme or whatever it song fiend for wrestlemania it's like their, their theme, or whatever it's like break stuff for a little while with yeah, yeah, yeah so.
Speaker 4:But he was there and like it's funny, because travis scott was on monday night raw a couple weeks ago and he came out smoking a blunt on tv like he was there in the crowd just lighting up and they were in california but do you feel some type of way about that?
Speaker 3:because, uh, how it's influencing kids like I don't give a shit.
Speaker 4:My kids are old enough.
Speaker 3:I don't know, but I'm just saying, like for the younger crowd you don't think it's a bad look?
Speaker 4:I don't care about the younger crowd. I don't care less.
Speaker 4:but uh, it's like he was there just I mean right on tv, but they're on netflix so you can't really do shit. And so anyway, saturday he was there and like he had I don't know what was going on. He had like sage and he was trying to burn the sage and it just wouldn't light up. So I don't think it was going the way he wanted to, but he ended up like apparently he busted, he gave Cody Rhodes a black eye because Cody Rhodes was on the ground and you know, the wrestlers pull their punches when they punch right.
Speaker 4:Travis Scott did, and he fucking slapped the shit out of Cody Rhodes while his face was on the mat. Gave him a black eye busted his eardrum For. Gave him a black eye busted his eardrum.
Speaker 3:For real, for real.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 4:So nobody's really sure what Travis Scott's involvement is.
Speaker 3:Damn that is crazy.
Speaker 4:But yeah, it's just a big deal, man, because you haven't had somebody this big turn since. Hulk Hogan, stone Cold did Stone Cold did for a little bit, I thought he always was kind of a heel Hogan. Yeah, Stone Cold did.
Speaker 3:Stone Cold did for a little bit. I thought he always was kind of a heel.
Speaker 4:So Stone Cold was. He was a bad guy, Then he turned good and then he turned bad again. But he joined Vince McMahon it's like a whole thing. But he was such at the peak of the biggest star that they had and he turned bad. But, it's not like Hulk Hogan, because Hulk Hogan was on another level back in the 80s and 90s but yeah, with the Wolfpack right.
Speaker 3:That's when he NWO, he turned heel.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so, but anyways, I bring it up because you know my love for wrestling, but Andrea doesn't like it. She's not a big, you know. She puts up with it and I think really she's put up with it because Zach likes it for all these years. So I was going to ask you is there anything that you like that you wish Jennifer liked? Yeah, conspiracy theories, dude. So she's out of it, or Well?
Speaker 3:She didn't even entertain it. I think she's tired of my shit, if I'm being honest, because it's like I'm almost like no fun flams, like everything. I can't see shit at surface level anymore, you know, it's like, once you kind of see how the sausage is made, you're just, you can't not see it anymore.
Speaker 4:So is that like, do you am I trying to say it like, do you know you're saying stuff like that? And do you like just stop like that. And do you like like, just stop, like, just stop. I try to yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, I, I, I do, but it's like I get irritated Cause like, uh, I'll say shit to her and I know she's really not paying attention Cause she's already kind of checked out, but then she'll show me the same shit that somebody else is on.
Speaker 2:TikTok that I've just said and I lose my shit.
Speaker 3:I'm like I just freaking told you that, but this hooker housewife is over here telling you and now you want to listen to her. Yeah, like I don't think she's. She's not into it as much as she used to be. Now she kind of pays attention a little bit, but I just wish she would like I'm not saying I'm right either Like they're fun To fun to me. Like I'm like uh, flams is on one level, I'm like two, three levels below him because I don't I pay attention to the political shit but I'm not that boss deep into it.
Speaker 3:I like the fun conspiracy stuff you get what I'm saying, yeah and so I I like to bring up like the, the illuminati type, I like that type of shit. Okay, the political stuff. I mean I'll pay attention, you know, but it's not my thing. Yeah, but I like to like I'll bring some stuff up to jennifer or whatever, and she's just not really into it, but then somebody on tiktok will do a video on it and she sends it to me and like I'm like the cartoons you see smoke coming out of my ears I just freaking told you that shit, I wish she was into that, because I'm so into that stuff.
Speaker 3:It'd be something that we could uh that and like rap music, like she could kind of care less for rap she likes rap.
Speaker 4:She likes rap as far as is it more pop rap, yeah, or?
Speaker 3:like you know, like the the top 40 type radio like yeah, like I remember when we got married I was going through her cds and shit and they were all like the.
Speaker 3:She had good cds but she had them for the singles right like she had jaw roll but because of the girly song oh, it's like yeah, yeah I uh, but I mean to be fair, I'm not that balls deep into hip-hop. Like now I'm into like I still listen to the old shit, you know what I mean. Like I'm I'm just setting my ways at this point.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like you're not gonna put me up to hip, to like too much more new shit yeah, and it's, it's um, it's hard to vibe with somebody like, oh, you're listening to a new, like you said you're listening to Ja Rule from that CD, but it's not something she probably ever heard, even though she had the CD.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly that, and I wish she was into sneakers more too, because the other day I was watching that she's got a pretty good sneaker game, yeah, but she's got great shoes, because I buy her shoes but she doesn't take care of them.
Speaker 3:They're just freaking shoes to her and it drives me nuts it drives me nuts dude, because her and Brooklyn are so hard on shoes and I don't want to be having nice kicks and they're just wearing whatever you know, and so I take care of my women's, you know. Is it their shoe game, is it?
Speaker 4:I don't know if you're like me, because it makes me feel like people are staring like damn, that guy's got nice shoes and his wife's walk around with stains and you know, shoes, like I think people are looking at him, but it's, it's not me. It's like she's fucking 40 something years. Let her take over does that take care?
Speaker 3:and it drives me nuts, bro, and I was, uh, I'll sit there and just watch sneaker videos on youtube all day, like, and uh, there I was telling jennifer, I was like man, I'd love to go to a sneaker con, you know, because I think one's coming up it might be this week or something and she goes. What you know? I was telling her what it is yeah is it where? People tiptoe and sneak around but they're big dude, they're huge, they're huge man, did you see?
Speaker 4:that guy that got in trouble on TikTok Mm-hmm For finessing the other guy.
Speaker 3:I've heard a lot of bad things about that guy, really yeah.
Speaker 4:I mean I see him come across my feed a lot before all this shit happened and I guess he shut his shit down, didn't he? Yeah, because he was like okay, well, I'll flip you for $500 either way.
Speaker 3:And he lost the bet and he didn't want to hold up his end of the deal that sucks, dude Fuck that dude man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:But I want to go to a sneaker con, dude, just to go and just go nerd out. The way you are, we're like with wrestling is how, like we would like I remember me and like xavier, we would camp out at cardinals, like for in the in. Like every december they do a jordan release, jordan 11, and so we would camp out, you know, and it was just cool. You talk sneakers, you know the culture, I guess. Whatever I, I want to go to a senior con. It'd be so cool.
Speaker 3:But Jennifer's kind of like whatever with it, but I think, once you got there, it'd be.
Speaker 4:I think it'd be fun. Like you have to be into that kind of whatever it is, whatever con it is, you have to be into it because you don't want to pay. I mean, I'm sure the tickets are expensive to get in and then, once you get in, that's all there is.
Speaker 4:It's not like, well, I'm going gonna look at the sneakers, then I'm gonna walk over and look at the shirts, or I'm gonna look at the this and that it's like no, it's all sneakers have you ever been to like a con, like a comic con?
Speaker 3:like comic con dude. I would love to go to comic con too and I'm not that into like comic shit, but it seems so cool, dude uh, I went to one here when they first started and they were.
Speaker 4:They were okay, like it's whatever, um, and then I, we went to wrestle con when we went to WrestleMania that year Uh, and that's cool too. Like um, did I ever tell you about that? I don't think so. It's like, so it's. It was separate from WWE, so all the older wrestlers are there, like you you know um the nasty boys, are there the?
Speaker 4:ladies and knobs and scabs, yeah, scabs, that's his retarded brother, but like those kind of guys you know the steiner brothers were there, like just the the great muda, like all these guys that are already, you know, obviously pastor prime, but like who I grew up with, that's the kind of people are there. But, dude, I didn't know, you have to pay for everything.
Speaker 3:Like yes, it's not like a picture. They're taxing you.
Speaker 4:You can't just pay to get in. So it was like I don't know 30 bucks per person to get in, right? So we all four of us get in and there's no discounts for kids. It's like 30 bucks, doesn't matter how old you are, and you get in and whatever. And then we see Billy Gunn, the ass man, mr Ass, mr Ass man, and he's like hey, he was real nice, shook his hand, he's a big son of a bitch, right, and he's like you know, take a picture with all of us, whatever. And he's like yeah, yeah, and he has a little associate. He's like, yeah, just so-and-so will take your payment. I'm like what I'm?
Speaker 3:like what I thought you were being cool about it.
Speaker 4:Give him my card and it's like $25 or whatever it was. And then it's like you start walking around, you start figuring out oh okay, it's a big hustle too. You want a picture $25. You want an autograph of them $50. You want a signed action figure $50.
Speaker 3:If you want to assign the action figure, it's 50 bucks. You know whatever I saw. Do you know who Sarah J is?
Speaker 4:The porn star.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's butt ugly dude.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry. Oh, okay, I know who she is Like.
Speaker 3:I'm not trying to be mean, but she's like. She looks like a horse with a smoking body. Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 4:You know because somebody took a picture of her I saw that and she was bitching over 20 bucks.
Speaker 3:Dude, she was like raising, yeah, hell over 20. I'm like just give her fucking 20 dollars, like, if you need it. That bad like. Like yeah it's. I didn't think it was that big of a deal, dude, but she was pretty salty yeah the.
Speaker 2:You remember that wrestler virgil yeah, yeah the million dollar man's bodyguard homie he used to that.
Speaker 4:So what he would do is he would finesse you and this is, I guess, right when social media kind of started. So he got away with it for a little while, but then it started making its way around social media. But what he would do he'd be at these wrestling cons and he'd have a big table that says Wrestling Superstar Virgil or whatever, and that's it no prices, nothing, whatever. So you, and that's it no prices, nothing, whatever. So he would. You'd come over and like, oh hey, what's up, can I take a picture with you? Yeah, come on and you take a picture, and he'd be like 25 bucks. And they're like what? And they're like, yeah, you want picture, like 25 bucks.
Speaker 3:And they're like, uh, I guess yeah, so they're just like he would get away with it and he can pick the price if he really wants yeah yeah, so I mean you gotta ask how much for pictures, what you gotta ask people that way you go know what you're going in.
Speaker 3:I mean that I get it, dude, but it kind of takes some of the fun out of it. Man, it's like, yeah, dude, I mean they're trying to make money. You know they probably bought one of those mansions and they're trying to. You know, yeah, you keep the lights on, yeah, but, like dude, you're like these, you're their hero, some of these kids growing up and some of these other 43 year olds.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he leaves a sour taste in your mouth oh, that kind of stuff you know what I mean, that's what the whole thing was like made making its rounds around social media is like man, fuck virgil. Like he finessed me or this and that, and like a lot of these wrestlers, and they don't give a shit. Like there's wrestlers that just did it for the, for the money. They don't care about their fans. Yeah, because I mean that I grew up watching you and you know I'm, you know, 40 now, and I started watching you when I was 10 years old.
Speaker 4:Blah, blah they don't care about that shit you know, all they want is is a paycheck did you ever hear like uh kobe, do you like?
Speaker 3:that's why uh kobe always played like, even though he was hurt. Whatever he says that he plays, he would play no matter what, because he knew that there's chances are. There's a kid that went to go, like to go watch him play, yeah, and so he's like, I'm gonna be there to play because somebody, their only reason they went to the game is to watch me play you know, and like not a lot of people have that same mamba mentality no, I mean you think about it like.
Speaker 4:You know you have a chance to like these the ww wrestlers, right? Or like a football player or something like that. I mean sometimes you can't help, but being hurt like you can can't. It's part of that kind of business, right? But like, if let's say I was watching I don't know let's say Deion Sanders, when I was a kid, right, deion Sanders was one of my favorite players. If I went to a game to watch him play and he was hurt, or like, oh, he had a strained hamstring, he could play, but they're going to hold him off for a week and it's like okay, I came all the way from Lubbock, drove all the way here or flew all the way from wherever, and I don't even get to see my favorite player.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. Like that sucks. Yeah, it sucks, and a lot of people forget that. I mean it comes with the territory, bro. Yeah, you know people that look up to you and stuff. Yeah, I mean they pay for your. They pay your paycheck. They're why you're successful. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4:But getting back to what you were saying, like the Comic-Cons, dude, I've never been to a big one Like the. They have them in like Dallas. They have San Diego's a big one, you know but I follow a lot of like people on like TikTok and stuff and like they make their costumes and they go and I'm like damn, that's cool. It's really dope dude. There's some fucking talented people out there dude.
Speaker 3:My favorite one to watch is Minnie Tina. She's my. She has the best costumes, bro. No, she does. She doesn't even wear costumes. What are you talking about? I think you're talking about somebody different bro.
Speaker 4:No, I know who you're talking about. She does some sweet ass costumes man but, there's a fan, there's people out there that really like I mean you can tell she's just doing it for attention. But like there's people out there that really really do like put time and effort and like put a whole year like their start from one comic-con to the next, and they do their, you know I saw somebody.
Speaker 3:They had some badass costumes. It was uh, so almost like a transformer, like they turned to the side and they looked like uh, the 16-bit uh characters. I want to say it was like ryu maybe or something, but, dude, it was badass.
Speaker 4:That's the way they did it. Yeah, there's this one guy he, he, uh, he's a bigger guy, he looks like a bodybuilder or whatever, but he'll always do the Hulk or the Juggernaut or some big character like that. But what he does is he builds it and he steps into the costume and it closes in and around him. Some people are pretty crap, fuck man, but I don't want to be in that shit all day. And then what do you do with it? If? Then? What do you do with it? Like, if you, if you can't be in that costume all day, what are you gonna fucking do with it?
Speaker 4:yeah, and then if you gotta go take a leak or take a shit, you gotta leave it there, like you know, leave it outside your stall yeah, but you gotta take it off, you gotta have somebody, you can't do it by yourself, I would say give it a two-hour run like hey, I'm gonna go take pictures, do this and that, and then after that we're gonna go put that shit up yeah, but you have to have somebody with you to help take it off, like you can't just do it by yourself, because your hands are most of the time in like some kind of glove or something like that. So that would be kind of a. It'd just be a pain in the ass to me yeah, no, I get it, dude.
Speaker 3:Somebody ruined the hulk for me the day, dude, and it's never even crossed my mind we're talking about how, like the, like the incredible hulk. Yeah, the incredible hulk. How, like you know, he morphs into this big, muscular monster guy. But his, his pants do too, like his shorts that he wears, they're the same, like they fit him normal. Yeah, they don't rip, like if he ripped he should be butt-ass naked, right? I've never thought about that, but like. I guess obviously it's a talking guy.
Speaker 4:You got to suspend some disbelief I think there's some kind of they came up with some kind of reasoning for it that his pants? Yes, because I think it was the same thing. They never really thought about it. And then, I guess, when people started bringing it up, like I think, marvel came up with some, I don't know what. The, but also. I mean he's a green monster.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like fucking relaxed, yeah, whatever, but like somebody was talking about it on a podcast and I go damn, that's true, his pants don't rip, you know he don't have a green hog out.
Speaker 4:You think about like Superman. You know he changes in the phone booth. Right, that was always his thing. Anytime there's trouble runs into a phone booth changes real quick. What did he just leave his clothes in there? Yeah, I mean, and also it's a flying guy yeah, you know what I mean Exactly. Yeah, you know, I know you're not all the time. Come on, man Get out of here dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and you just got to fucking just let it go a little bit Just chill.
Speaker 4:We're talking about green monsters and flying men from outer space.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you I get, like I've talked about it before like with the Paw Patrol dude, it'll be on these fucking dogs man, like who's funding their operation, like they got all these contraptions. But then I should have of talking dogs. Everything else is make-believe after that.
Speaker 4:But that's why I was just saying that the writers, marvel writers, whatever came up with the whole Incredible Hulk pants thing is because people like that are like well, how come his pants, this and that Just watch the movie.
Speaker 3:He's a cartoon, fucking enjoy it. Get out of here. Fucking people suck, man. I want to go to a Comic-Con though, man. I think it would be fun. I'm like a fish out of water though, because I'm not really into comics, but I still appreciate it. I like the culture. It seems cool. People are having fun.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but like the San Diego Comic-Con stuff, like that New York Comic-Con, it's not just comic books.
Speaker 3:Video games. Yeah, they're video games.
Speaker 4:They have movie announcements like oh, so-and-so is going to have a new movie.
Speaker 3:They have like big panels. Yeah Right.
Speaker 4:Right, yeah, you know they have. Uh, sometimes wrestlers are there saying you know, showing off action figures or like just stuff like that, they have everything. It's not just comic related stuff.
Speaker 2:You know Texas, they're getting pretty good ones, like in Dallas big they are, but I know the big ones, san diego, right, yeah yeah, yeah, san diego, new york, yeah, san diego.
Speaker 4:Uh shout out to our boy tim signs he. Last year he went to uh a horror con in dallas that'd be dope too, you know and he got to meet um, I'm probably gonna butcher it, but I think he met matthew lillard from uh scream yeah, I think he met him and I know he told me Did he meet Skeet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I bet he did.
Speaker 4:In the bathroom.
Speaker 1:Shout out to.
Speaker 4:Tim Meet Skeet, meet Skeet, he meet Skeet and all over what's his last? Name Ulrich.
Speaker 3:Skeet Ulrich, skeet Ulrich.
Speaker 4:Skeet all over your face. Ulrich Skeet. Ulrich of your body. That's bad. Let's get a little work of your body um any. I know he met a couple other people.
Speaker 2:I can't remember who he told me, but like those, that's cool.
Speaker 4:Like he said him and his wife had a great time at that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean, see dude, that's the shit I would do. Like you know, we talk about like winning the lottery. I would buy this. I would just do cool shit like that man like, because sometimes I want to do so like that, but the only thing keeping me from doing it is finances. Like I don't have the extra money. Like uh, one of the uh, one of the bigger, like uh, sneaker cons that's coming up is like it's in singapore. It'd be cool just to get up and say, hey, let's go to singapore for a week. You know, go to the sneaker con and all that shit. Yeah, that's what I would do with, like, abundance of money like that. Just do cool, fun shit like that all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4:That would be fun too. You can go get you a ladyboy. No, I'm all good.
Speaker 2:In.
Speaker 4:Singapore I'm all good.
Speaker 3:Go meet Skeet in Singapore.
Speaker 4:You want to try my L Ray Knights?
Speaker 3:My Air Horse Ones. Oh, my Air Horse Ones. God dang it, dude Almost made it.
Speaker 1:We almost made an episode without being offensive.
Speaker 3:Man, Damn you want to shut it down, brother. Yeah, I.
Speaker 1:I made an episode without being offensive, man, damn you want to shut it down, brother.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know you got to get to bed in like an hour yeah. Hey, y'all tell Eric thanks. He should be in bed already. Hey, you're welcome, yeah we once again, dude.
Speaker 4:We snuck an episode right under the-. We're doing our best, man Right under the time limit.
Speaker 3:We're trying, we're really trying. Yeah, you got the arts, the arts. Hey, shout out to my opening song. You didn't even like.
Speaker 4:What was the name? The Nucks the.
Speaker 3:Nucks, oh, nucks, nuckies, am I gonna edit or you all cut it out and put a different one on there? I don't care. Either way, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 4:We can't. We already talked about it. Oh yeah, we talked about it for like 10 minutes. Deal with it. That shit, you got any shout?
Speaker 3:outs. Uh, yeah, just shout out everybody man for hanging in there with us. Uh, the few people that reached out, you know, since we uh we got an episode out last week. Thank y'all for uh giving a shit. Uh, y'all check out everybody in generic media. Uh, check out jp lopez show. Let me find out. Uh, I don't know if I'm missing anybody, sorry, that's it, I guess yeah, oh, shout out to my, uh, my little nephew, dane's got a birthday coming around the corner.
Speaker 4:Shout out to Dane Lopez. Shout out to Dane I know he don't listen, but shout out to Dane anyway, oh.
Speaker 3:Dane, he's not allowed to listen to our stupid shit. Oh, he's not. No hell, no dude, he's a good kid. I I ain't getting no shout outs, so it's whatever, yeah, on that note, holla at y'all next week peace this has been the pandejos podcast get my cap.
Speaker 2:Uh yeah, I left my love in San Francisco with 10 pounds of endo. I put it on the road with the work, told her hold that first we gon' cash out. Get more down from the junk hand on the pump. She my shotgun rider. Outro, music riding, smoking and riding Look at the kids that be cruising down these ghetto streets.